February 05, 2005 - 4:39 a.m.

Read this review of Ocean's Twelve
http://film.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/Critic_Review/Guardian_review/0,4267,1405049,00.html

'George Clooney, grey as a sleek old badger',  'Bruce Willis contributes a cameo which is as profoundly humourless as only he could make it'

dont waste time watching the film.
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What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Music of the Crusades. Bagpipes, oboe, 
harp, lute, old french. The rock n roll 
of the 14th century.

What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Forest Gump!

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Black hair, asian eyes, smaller nose, a 
bit shorter.  then I could go skipping 
down the street and feel at home.


Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Cows.  You're enjoying the great outdoors 
and then *wham* rampaging cows foaming at 
the mouth.  Maybe this is just in the UK.

What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
Touching my hair.

Do you know anyone famous?
No.

Who would play you in a movie?
haha Gollum?

What do you carry with you at all times?
room key, money, tissues, screwed up reciepts.

What do you miss most about being a kid?
Good Christmas presents.

What colour is your bedroom?
White, mosquitos squashed into it, walls 
scuffed by shoes, selotape from old 
posters.

What was the last song you were listening to?
A Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harum(!)

Have you ever been in a play?
Only school plays.  I was a goblin in 
green tights.  All i remember was 
everyone holding up ketchup bottles and 
singing a song about space.  None of us 
knew or questioned what we were doing.  I 
later found out it was a bad joke about 
starwars. 'may the sauce be with you'. 
God.  

Have you ever been in love?
Maybe.  Is that a no?

Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
i dont think about it.

Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
No.

What is your ideal marriage location?
The moon.

Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
I've had enough of learning musical 
instruments.  Just thinking about it 
makes me stressed.

Favorite fabric?
i dont know any names of fabrics.  i 
bought a purple t-shirt that's strangely 
soft.

What’s the one language you want to learn?
The Shanghai dialect, so I could live 
there in peace and happiness for the rest 
of my days.

How do you eat an apple?
Just bite it.  If it needs peeling then I 
dont eat it.

What do you order at a bar?
I've never ordered at a bar.

Have you ever pierced your body parts?
Not on purpose.

Do you have tattoos?
No.

Do you drive a stick?
i dont understand.  I can drive a car.
aaahh it means manual gear shift?  Yeah everyone does in the UK. 
I never feel relaxed driving though. it's 
so easy to have an accident and die.


Favorite trait of the opposite sex?
easier to talk to

What kind of watch do you wear?
my mobile phone.

Most frivolous purchase?
3 Subway meals a week.

What are you best at cooking?
 Thick brown bread with pesto sauce, tomato pizza base, Worcestershire 
Sauce, pine nuts, huge mushrooms and 
cheese on top. toasted in the oven. salad 
from a bag + heat up heinz tomato soup 
from a tin. and maybe a few baby 
tomatoes.
God I cant wait to get home.

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Only as part of some big-money 
competition.

What’s one car you will never buy?
Ferrari.

What kind of books do you like to read?
Chinese middleschool poetry textbooks, 
chinese comics, poetry.

If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Put it in the bank and think about it 
next year.

Do you cry in front of your friends?
Once or twice.

What’s one thing you like to do alone?
Watch TV.

Are you a giver or a taker?
what does that mean?

When’s the last time you cried?
Maybe a bit over year ago

How many drinks before you’re tipsy sleepy?
I have no idea. 3?

 
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